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Jan 5, 2014
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…There was a second part to that but I forgot. Too tired. Dropped too many gems.

— Rel.  Sometimes the wisdom runs out.


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Jan 5, 2014
@ 1:20 pm
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Never accept someone for who they are.

— Rel


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Jan 5, 2014
@ 1:19 pm
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Totes mcgoats. Totes got goats. TOTES GOT GOATS.


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Dec 7, 2013
@ 4:50 pm
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If you’re a slug, I’m a slug. How romantic.

— Rel


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May 30, 2010
@ 11:00 am
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Rel: The only thing I like are dogs.

Lisa: Then why don't you get a job as a dog walker?

Rel: Why would I ever want to do that!?


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May 28, 2010
@ 11:00 am
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I don’t like media.

— Rel.  She was considering a job as a librarian, but then remembered and admitted that she doesn’t like books, movies, or CDs.


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May 24, 2010
@ 11:00 am
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Allegra: I didn't know until now that "he was killed by 3 letters" meant HIV.

Rel: I still don't know that.


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May 22, 2010
@ 11:00 am
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Rel: The Hurt Locker - is that a scary movie?

Lisa: Every movie is a scary movie for you.

Rel: True. Like Big. That's a nightmare. Its my favorite movie.


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May 20, 2010
@ 11:00 am
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He speaks Italian because he’s French.

— Rel


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May 19, 2010
@ 11:00 am
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"Dance and see a monkey." If a monkey is your dick, I don’t want to see it.

— Rel on Chatroulette