If you’re a slug, I’m a slug. How romantic.”
Rel: The only thing I like are dogs.
Lisa: Then why don't you get a job as a dog walker?
Rel: Why would I ever want to do that!?
— Rel. She was considering a job as a librarian, but then remembered and admitted that she doesn’t like books, movies, or CDs.
Allegra: I didn't know until now that "he was killed by 3 letters" meant HIV.
Rel: I still don't know that.
Rel: The Hurt Locker - is that a scary movie?
Lisa: Every movie is a scary movie for you.
Rel: True. Like Big. That's a nightmare. Its my favorite movie.
— Rel on Chatroulette
— Rel while trying to put on her cap and gown.
Andrew: she looks more tired than you do.
Rel: Why?! Because she's sleeping?!
— Rel after we googled “sandwich names.” He only takes pic-a-nic baskets with sandwiches in them.